Pure Love ✕ Insult Complex

『What is it...nee-san? 5!』

『I know I’m the one who said it but...6!』

『...Do you regret it? 7!』

『Yeah...a bit. 8!』

『I’m prepared for it...now that it’s come to this. 9!』

『Right...Doubt!』

Banbarubie 3 is on the screen.

This is the elevator hall.

It’s a slightly wider entrance...marble statues and benches are placed over there.

It’s a perfect space for a melee while hiding oneself.

No, it’s this kind of hotel so it’s scattered in those places on purpose.

Sitting down on the marble floor...are the two ladies, Barbie-san and Ruby-san playing cards.

『It’s not fun to play doubt with only two players because we know what the other party has』

『Right...the other party definitely has the cards you don’t have』

What are these two doing?

『How about playing a game other than this? What about Indian poker?』

Banba-san who’s the only one standing with her flail, shouts in a crying voice.

『Please let me join too! It’s fun with three people. The infinite possibilities will spread...!』

Barbie-san looks at Banba-san...

『No. Banba-chan is on watch』

『Yeah. You’re ten years too early to join us playing cards』

Ruby-san also dismisses Banba-san from participating the game...

No...what are you girls doing in a middle of fight?

Or rather, Banba-san’s the only one fighting...I’ve never seen Barbie-san do a decent job in this hotel.

Ruby-san sometimes shoot for aid though

『But still, Nee-san...are you hungry?』

『Yeah. Should we order Kudou pops some pizza?』

『I want some Ramen. What do you want, Banba-chan?』

『Me? Uhm...』

『I think you already know it but it’ll be delivered. There’s no sashimi set meals this late at night』

No...Barbie-san

There’s no shop that would deliver to this hotel converted to a battlefield.

『No, I’m on a diet so I’ll refrain from snacks. I’ve already eaten three lunch boxes from the one Kudou-san brought a while ago』

Well, they handed out lunch boxes on the first floor.

『Banba-chan...I would be troubled if you go on a diet!』

Barbie-san glares at her.

『Eh, what is it? I’m managing my physical condition properly, I’m also doing my best in training so my muscles don’t fall...』

『Nee-san isn’t talking about that!』

Ruby-san scolds Banba-san.

『Err... then what is it?』

Banba-san shows a blank face.

She’s completely puzzled.

『Banba-chan, do you know that law of conservation of mass?』

Barbie-san said.

『Yes, I do know about it』

『Ruby-chan and I have been dieting without Banba-chan knowing...!』

『Eh, is that so?』

『Yes. That’s why...the meat we don’t need is being taken by Banba-chan’s body』

『...What?』

What what?

『Like I said, law of conservation of mass! The meat decreased from our body have to be given to someone else’s body else the entropy of the universe will collapse!』

...Was the law of conservation of mass like that?

『Eh...do I have to get fat so Barbie-san can get thin?』

『It’s the opposite! We’ can lose weight as much as you get fat!』

『Whaaaat...????!!』

『Therefore, eat as much as you want and get fatter! When someone looks from the outside, we only become slimmer...!』

『Yeah yeah, mass preservation...mass preservation』

Ruby-san laughs at Barbie-san’s absurd theory.

『With that said, Banba-chan be eating tonkotsu ramen from now on. Eat at least three cups. Become a thicc and garlic-smelling woman that can be sniffed from a hundred meters away!』

『No way...I don’t want that!』

Then...the elevator’s extension phone rings.

Barbie-san takes the handset.

『Yes? Thank you for calling. This is the preacher of love...Barbie-chan!』

The other side of the call is of course, Kudou-papa, who’s in the same room as us.

「...Ken-chan Ramen, the new release.」

『My, that’s just perfect. I want to eat some ramen. But, Ken-chan ramen is a bit small』

「The enemy’s heading your way」

Kudou-papa got into the subject.

『Then that means that they have started to withdraw?』

「That’s how it is. They’re going to siege with all desperation...!」

『Roger...I’ll make up and greet them wan!』

Barbie-san throws out the playing cards at hand.

「I think that the one’s going here would be mainly the Russian thugs anyway...」

『I know. If they’re retreating then they’re going to use their ace card, right?』

「That’s how it is...be careful」

『Who do you think I am? Even if Banba-chan dies, Ruby-chan and I will survive!

『Barbie-saaan, I’m I going to die? Is that decided already...!?』

...Err

「The game’s over...they’re here」

Kudou-papa changes the images on the monitors.

Ahead of the corridor, men in black combat clothes appear heading towards Barbie-san

They’re around 20 people.

They’re terribly apart...they’re not maintaining any formation.

Even I can see that they’re not trained in collective fighting.

This guys are Viola’s advance withdrawal team?!

『My my. Well then, Barbie-san. You’re going to kick them away...!』

Barbie-san holds into her prided flail...

『Banba-chan, take a break...』

Barbie-san said.

『Eh, why?』

『It’s not good to not understand the enemy’s ability at first glance...Banba-chan. There’s around 5 professionals mixed in those amateurs...!』

Ruby-san also takes out her rubber bullet shotgun...

Then she took an automatic rifle hidden nearby.

『Ruby-san, that AK is loaded with live ammo?』

Banba-san’s surprised.

『Yes. We won’t survive unless we try to kill them seriously...!』

The black enemy troop comes closer to Barbie-san and the two.

『Ruby-chan, take my weapon』

Barbie-san reaches her hand out to Ruby-san while staring at the『enemy』

『Wood or iron?』

Ruby-san opens the golf carry bag.

Barbie-san...are you going to fight these people with golf equipment?

『Isn’t that obvious?...Black Shaft!』

『Here, Nee-san!』

Ruby-san hands Barbie-san a long black rod.

...Jaki!

In an instant it stretched to be as tall as Barbie-san’s back...

...It’s a fishing rod.

『Hmm, hmm, hmm...!』

Barbie-san receives and swings around the black fishing rod.

The black rod’s axis stirs up a gale around Barbie-san...

『Good, good...I’m going to fish you out boys...!』

Ruby-san peels off the cover sticking to her nipples.

『As expected, if I don’t expose my nipples I can’t sense the enemy...!』

Making a clicking sound, she checked the rifle again...

『Barbie-san, what should I do...?』

Banba-chan’s confused at the two completely motivated people

『Banba-chan...you can make a report on the film『lake of illusions』over there』1

『...Whaaaat?!』

『The theme would be the relationship between the space shuttle and warring states era』

『That’s impossible! I never understood the meaning of that movie at all...!』

『Then, summarize the synopsis briefly with the space shuttle, tango and shampagne and Takeda Shuhei as the axis on the television drama『I want to be loved for love』』

『That’s impossibleee! That drama’s story development is so messed up!!!!』

『Why is it when Japan’s live action story on space shuttles definitely turns into『brainstorming flower garden』...』

Ruby-san said quietly

The enemy’s approach stopped.

All the men in black combat clothes had a pistol.

『Banba-chan...watch out for the stray bullets. Think about your own survival for now...!』

...Dadaaaan!!!

The Banbarubie 3 ladies jump into the shadow along with the first gunshot!!

『Barbie-san!』

『Banba-chan, don’t go out!』

『But...!』

『The enemy’s different from before...even if you get close, they won’t stop shooting from the fear of friendly fire. They’re fine to shoot their teammates!』

Oh...if Viola’s men are among the Russian people then...

They’ll shoot Barbie-san and others together with the Russians.

『That’s how it is!』

...Zudadadadada!

Ruby-san fires her automatic rifle...!

The enemy hide down in the shadows in panic

『Here...』

Barbie-san swings her fishing rod!

...Shuba!

Something glitters in the air...?!

『Guwa!』

An enemy combatant hiding behind a big marble statue screams!

『Enjoy Fishing!!!』

Barbie-san...you’re fishing enemies?

『By the way, this isn’t a normal hook. When it pierces, it has a mechanism of squirting out a fast acting deadly poison...!』

There’s poison from the fishing hook?

『It’s useless to hide! Barbie-san’s『Queen Bee Dynamite Needle』will pierce to your heart! Shalala!』

Barbie-san swings her fishing rod!

The tip of the rod is a thin and robust thread...and the needle poison draws an arc and jumps into the figure of the enemy!

『Akaga...!』

If the needle sticks to anywhere in your body, you’re out.

What a frightening weapon

『......！！』

Barbie-san raises the fishing rod to return the needle...one of the enemy tries to grab the thread.

『...Sorry for you!』

Barbie-san pulls the reel!

Shujujujuju...!

The palm of the man who’s wearing black gloves raised a smoke as it rubs with the thread...!

『Gua!』

The man let go of the thread from the pain of his hand being torn.

『Okay then...!』

That’s when Barbie-san throws down the poisonous needle!

That man got hit by the needle and fell down in agony.

『It’s made of special thread and needles. It won’t be cut easily, and even if you try to grab it without gloves, your fingers would be cut. Because the needle is a special alloy, it can easily penetrate through combat clothes...!』

Ruby-san holds them back with the rifle...

Barbie-san hits them with a needle poison from the blind spot.

The battle continues for a while...

...Zudadadada!

...Bibyun!

...Zuba!

...『Ugaaa!』

『Hey, it’s about time Banba-chan sees it too』

Barbie-san said

『There’s five that’s mixed in the crowed that are moving with each other』

That five people are Viola’s subordinates?

『They’re going to come to us soon』

At the moment Barbie-san said...

One of the enemy throws something at Ruby-san

No way...a grenade?!

『They won’t throw in hand grenades in such indoor location like this...!』

Despite saying that, Ruby-san jumps into another cover with her rifle...!

...Juwa!

It’s smoke grenade.

White gas spews out!

While Ruby-san is throwing off her position...

Several enemies rushes towards Barbie-san...!

『You can use this rod like this too!!!』

Barbie-san turns the pole to a whip inside the white smoke and slaps each enemy...!

...Bishu! Bishu!!

...Bibibibishushu!!

The wind’s being split...!

『The speed of the tip of the rod exceeds the speed of the sound!!』

The masks of the enemy in black combat clothes are broken...each of them are taken down.

『By the way, there’s also poison on the tip of the rod!』

What a poisonous rod...!

『It’s an old saying...sexy ladies are poisonous』

No...I don’t think so,

But, I see that Barbie-san’s a poisonous woman

『By the way...Hey...it’s only the five of you...come out!』

Barbie-san waves the rod to provoke the enemy

『Barbie-san, even if you say that in Japanese...!』

Banba-san retorts

『My, I wonder...』

Then, Barbie-san said something in fluent English...

『Barbie-san, that’s just cruel, too cruel. It’s too cruel that you would definitely lose when you’re sued from the US. That’s a horrible taunt...』

Banba-san says from the shadows...

Somehow, she said some slang or something absurd...

...Then

The hidden enemy reveals themselves...

71, 2, 3, 4...5 people

All of them removed their facial googles and mask...

All of them are blonde white men.

「Romeo Montague...」

Nei-san mutters looking at one man’s face.

Viola seems to have sent one of his executive to the withdrawal team.,

The remaining four...should be subordinates of Romeo Montague.

Perhaps, the cooperation of the five is perfect.

『My...all of them are blonde men!』

Barbie-san smiles.

『I loved Albert’s『candy candy』when I was child you see. Therefore, one day, I told my mom...『Mama, when I become an adult, I’m going to marry Albert...then, mom said...』

The black fishing rod trembles.

『...『Don’t marry a part-timer, at least marry someone who has regular work, she said. Mama in heaven, sorry. Your Barbie is doing a more inconsistent jobs than a part-time...!』

『Well, we’re a complete outlaws, far from inconsistent jobs』

Ruby-san smiles wryly

The five men had two take out knives and three with guns.

『...It’s a two top three follow-up』

Romeo Montague is of course in the middle of the follow-up group...!

《......GO！》

Romeo Montague ordered and the five men moved all at once...!

The two men with knives go around between Barbie-san and Ruby-san.

Now, Ruby-san can’t shoot to hold them out...!

『Ha!...What a textbook act...!』